And on tonight’s “MasterMind” we have a new challenger:

AN Name?

CB Daniels, Jack

AN Profession?

CB Cup Bearer, I check the Pharaoh ’s wine for poison.

AN How did you get the post?

CB The previous Cup Bearer found some poison in the Pharaoh’s wine.

AN Specialist Subject?

CB Joseph, Deputy Prime Minister of Egypt, The Prison Years.

AN Very well, Mr Walker you have one turn of the sand glass to answer questions on Joseph starting… Now. Why was Joseph in prison?

CB When he was a slave the wife of his master accused him of err “crimes”

AN Correct, What did Joseph do in prison?

CB Pretty much everything, the guards all trusted him to look after the other prisoners.

AN Correct, How many people were in Joseph’s cell.

CB 3, him, me and this baker fellow.

AN Correct, What was Joseph’s party trick in jail?

CB He used to tell people what their dreams meant.

AN Correct, What was the baker’s dream?

CB That a bunch of birds stole some bread he’d just made.

AN Correct, What was the interpretation?

CB That he would die.

AN Correct, what was the other dream Joseph interpreted?

CB That was my dream, a bunch of grapes grew up and I used them to make wine for the Pharaoh.

AN Correct, and what was the interpretation?

CB That I would be freed and get my old job as cupbearer back.

AN Correct, What did Joseph ask you to do.

CB Tell Pharoah about him.

AN Correct, What did you do?

CB I forgot alright!

AN The correct answer was “You did absolutely nothing.” For how long did you do “Absolutely nothing”?

CB Two years.

AN Correct, How many years did Joseph spend in jail in total?

CB 12

AN Correct, How many of those years were your fault?

CB 2

AN Correct, Do you feel guilty about this tragic betrayal of a friend?

CB Yes

AN Correct, Was this a terrible act that you should forever be ashamed of?

CB Pass. Could I have a proper question please?

AN I ask the questions. What finally got you to act like a man and tell the Pharaoh?

CB The Pharoah had a dream, 7 fat cows started eating by the river, one was Jade Goody I think, then 7 thin cows ate them up.

AN Correct, What was the cause of this dream?

CB I put it down to some mouldy cheese.

AN Incorrect, the correct answer is a vision from God. How did Joseph get out of Jail?

CB I told the Pharaoh that Joseph would be able to interpret his dream, tell him what it meant.

AN Correct, what did (beep) I’ve started the question so I’ll finish – what did Joseph say the dream meant.

CB Well, the seven fat cows were seven good years, so we’d have good harvests. The thin cows showed that then there would be seven years with no food. He told the Pharaoh to store up food during the good times and he was put in charge of making the arrangements.

AN Correct, Well Mr. Walker you have 15 correct answers and one pass. Thankyou – can we have the next contestant please…